quantummindclassicalheart:

rainebownerd:

louisegluckpdf:

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

This is the funniest addition to this post

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Tags from @/flowersforvax. They read: #FELLATIO GEORG#I can't- oh ym god#you can SEE brennan trying to do the math time-wise#also IN WHAT WORLD DID THAT EXPLAIN ANYTHING GRANT#dropout#dropout breaking news#q

I’m pleased to inform you that after this clip ends, Brennan immediately goes off script trying to estimate how long this took.

Brennan Lee Mulligan, working out some math: "Let's say every blowjob took a minute and a half."
Grant O'Brien, vainly attempting to defend himself: "They weren't all to completion." The chyron below him reads "Oh, that explains it."
Brennan, who appears to be astonished, amused, and mildly distressed: "That is 75 minutes."

As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?


omnidistance:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

naamahdarling:

brightlotusmoon:

would-we-be-friends-if-i:

unpretty:

brain-confetti:

unpretty:

bippysaurus-rex:

unpretty:

unpretty:

well thank god it’s not just me

favorite tags from the notes so far:

#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#‘the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it’s so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together’#I didn’t go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)

#this has been the case at every single kink event i’ve been to#went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host’s pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)

The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhD’s were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.

Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.

pizzaback replied:  i went to my first sex party recently and this is so true. i could not separate myself from the veggie plate for even a momentALT
#only been to one kink house party and yeah the food table was amazing.#I spent most of my time eating the bread and fancy oilsALT
#only sex party ive been to i was too busy talking to the host about her homemade jams to do the sucking and fucking i was invited forALT
#almost didn’t make it to the swinger club in time bc we were busy eating chilli and watching x-filesALT
#throwback to the time i was in a threesome and we watched the entirety of shrek 2 before taking our clothes offALT
#had to delay a 3some by 4 hours last week cause we got really into playing catanALT
#I’d take this over how many damned parties I’ve been to have broken out into orgies or kink photo shoots or impromptu bondage showcasesALT
#every orgy i have participated in was coincidental to party with no particular orgiastic intentions#and the one time i tried to plan group sex we all just stood and stared awkwardly in a circle before going to play starcraft the board game#i kicked their asses.  i won that game of starcraft the board game.  this remains the best story i have from my thot yearsALT
#I was at a kink event last week and the host had frogs so everyone spent a good few minutes looking at themALT
#even at the club it's a whole thing#like#would someone please fuck in the orgy pit so we can get started hereALT
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#at dnd the other week the host brought out her whip for a demonstration and i had to work so hard to get us back to the nerd shit#i dont have time for a sex party!!!!!!#putting three different grown adults tops back on and getting called daddy for doing so fml (via @2014federalbudget)

AuDHD people🤝nerds 🤝 kinksters

Its a 3 way venn diagram thats damn near a circle

I miss the Goth gamer kink parties at the UnDeaded House now. That place was where I realized I had ADHD after taking Molly and writing a novel in two hours.

Went to the kink club and never got past the curtain because I was busy

A) learning how to make rum-soaked chocolate covered cherries.

B) coloring in the owner’s coloring book

C) having a friendly talk with a pair of satanists who looked hopelessly frightened

D) sitting on the couch which was immensely comfortable and occasionally petting the pup who sat politely nearby (with permission)

E) They had finger sandwiches.

Someone was getting loudly and joyfully spanked not 20 feet away in the next room and there was needle play in the medical suite and some cupping and electroplay in back and I was just sitting there like “y'all live in a deep red state and are satanists so tell me what that’s like, oh my gosh you’re such a good puppy here have a snack.”

Like, that’s living the dream. I fully believe gangbangs are ungovernable. We couldn’t even break up into separate group activities in different rooms let alone join a mosh pit of heaving flesh.

once again:

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A woman who’s been organizing kink & sex parties in NYC for years told me that the difference between lesbian sex parties and gay men sex parties is that the lesbian one are always potluck and the gay men ones never have good food.

marsoid:

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Luffy and Nami ☠ [patreon]

warpedfungyii:

sangerie:

Something that really fucks me up is this scene where Robin says she wants to die and how Luffy makes this face

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And upon reading this for the first time, I felt a huge wave of emotion over his expression because it just felt to me like when he heard that, he was seeing something else. Almost like a memory that we weren’t being shown.

And then later when Ace and Luffy’s backstory plays out, this is revealed;

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That Ace was suicidal. Feeling like it was wrong for him to have even been born and to live. Feeling hurt, angry, alone and unwanted.

And that the only reason he felt like he had the strength to keep living was because Luffy told him that he didn’t want him to die.

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Ace never directly told Luffy that he wanted to kill himself. But with the way he carried himself and the obvious disregard he had for his life, it was easy to see for someone as empathetic and intuitive as Luffy. And so Luffy stayed close to Ace desperately until he felt strong enough to stand on his own.

Luffy has had so many suicidal people in his life since such a young age and he always saves them in such a seemingly effortless way just by saying

I’ll be there with you. I’ll stay.

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But what alot of people don’t understand is that in spite of Luffy’s endless empathy, compassion and love that’s deeper than the ocean, when somebody he loves wants to die it always hurts him so bad and it shows so much on his face at even a hint of it.

He bounces back with a smile so often and kicks so much ass that it’s so easy to forget sometimes that he’s just this 17-19 year old kid…

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Who, at his core, is still always crying and begging the people he loves not to leave him because he doesn’t want to be alone anymore, either.

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me after reading this.

spicyblogger2:

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spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

My little sister’s new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend’s name that she hasn’t gotten covered up yet

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She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

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OK my dad also got it

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DYLAN!

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

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My fucking manager got it

mammutblog:

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robin senior robin junior squad

lastoneout:

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

  • change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you’re going to get blocked bcs people think you’re a bot
  • this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
  • you can set your likes and follows to private
  • checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing
  • follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric
  • drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
  • DON’T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won’t be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won’t get in trouble!!
  • tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
  • be nice to the reddit refugees, they’re our friends <3

thejasontoddarchives:

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Batman #416 (1988)

No one:

Bruce: They will never know how proud I am in this moment. I would literally rather chew glass than have a candid, heartfelt conversation with both my sons. I am the night. I am Batman.

oifaaa:

“I just think his [Jasons] motivations are a bit stupid, why get mad at Bruce about getting a new Robin when hes the second Robin, it doesn’t make a lot of sense”

Yeah weird that it’s almost like Jason was already mad at Bruce long before he found out about Tim and his overall motivations were 99% to do with Bruce and very little about Tim

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